It has the poe-ten-shee-al-i-tee of making me rather mizzer-buhl.
I drips and drains. I snorts and coughs. I blows and wipes. I sniffs. I clears my throat.
And I hunkers down for the duration.
All the vitamin C and healthy eating couldn't save me from little Elthon Sandoval. He coughed. Right in my face! Caught me off guard, he did.
But only once.
Being the fast learner that I am, I ducked all the rest of the times! Yup. Watched those pesky germs sail right over my head.
Yet...
I knew what was coming.
And you knew that the stats from the Stimpson Biggest Loser contest were coming, too. Didn't you.
Here they are:
MOST POINTS (of those reporting):
Men - Kevin with 347! (He's competing against himself. I hope he wins!)
Breaking news at 8 p.m.: Escalante Bumps Women Down a Notch.
Women - 1.
MOST WEIGHT LOST (of those reporting):
Men - 1. James in Pink with minus 20! (WAHOOOOOO) 2. Kevin with minus 13!
Women - 1. Jana Brookes with minus 17! (WAHOOOO) 2. Nicea with minus 10!
(I gained 1/2 pound last week. Must have been those two white-chocolate popcorn balls with M&Ms in 'em at the bridal shower. What?! They were little. They were.)
4 comments:
I'm glad you put that cow picture up or I wouldn't have had a clue what your title meant. BUT NOW I GET IT! Sorry you have a hole in your nylons.
Fun post.
LOL,Shawnie.
Sorry to hear you are sick!! Watch out for those sneezing kids!! Maybe you should just wear a see through plastic shield over you face at school and show those kids you aren't messin around!!
w.v. versechi- the cheap knock off brand that I can afford!
Thank you, Mirela. Welcome to the craziness.
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